First, apologies for a few things:
1. Sorry it took so long to finish.
2. Sorry for the shitty video parameters (I use a 19" 4:3 monitor that maxes out at 1280x1024)
3. Sorry for the 2 seconds of dead video at 7:30, which decided not to render, but fuck it (3 hr upload!).
And thank you SO MUCH to everyone who contributed their time and talents to this project. I know it's tedious and I appreciate all the help.